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kiddthemaniac:

exeptionally-ordinary:

I say that I “hate people” but really I’m just too lazy to say “My social anxiety makes me feel extremely uncomfortable and awkward around other people therefore I find it difficult to socialize with them.”

I say that I “hate life”, but really, I’m just too lazy to say “The challenges that I am currently facing, combined with my fears about the future are bringing me down, therefore I find it difficult to motivate myself.”

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aw that sucks :(
— me as a professional therapist  (via losergirlfriend) —
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miscaitlin:

teachers put the ass in assignments

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busket:

“gamecube is now considered a classic console”

image

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komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

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Future Dream: World’s Best Singer

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paradoxicalfear:

theamazingdak:

decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

This makes sense now

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exo through the ages via laptops→ overdose era

8/

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roller-derby-tubist:

medisoldier:

collide-with-the-pie:

categoryfourkaiju:

brimmy21:

orcinus-equus:

nneeeuuhhhuehuehue

IT TOOK ME TOO LONG TO GET THIS AND WHEN I DID I CRIED. NO. DO NOT DO THAT TO ME.

What does this mean I don’t get it at all o.O

stay ignorant

somebody please explain this ;-;

ducks have…
corkscrew shaped anatomy.

Corkscrew shaped dingle

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consulting-kitkat:

fetusmisha:

andromeda-tambourine:

thewinchesterswagger:

image

SO CLOSE TO 10 M!

I CAN SMELL IT

WE DID IT

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niggal0de0n:

casually avoiding death

 he doesnt even give a shit anymore after the 2nd time

Does any1 see the endless loop? What if he’s stuck dodging cars forever. He could be doing this right now

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jawnthetimelord:

oh my fucking god

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