"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"
wow, look how easy that was.
when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper
when you’re out with your friends and someone really hot walks by
me: ugh having trouble connecting to the wifi using my mac
every PC user in the room: WELL YOUR FIRST MISTAKE WAS PURCHASING THAT OVERPRICED PIECE OF ALUMINUM YOU PIECE OF TRASH LMAO
"i’M S0 drUnk i cAn’T evn TypE!"
seriously all I want is a significant other who I can go on road trips with and go camping anywhere and everywhere with and share secrets with and cry with and make coffee over the fire with and listen to awesome music and just go on adventures and fucking enjoy life with, that’s all I want
when a little kids telling you a story but you can’t understand them